Cellularis Taxonomy

Six species are currently recognized by the Society. Each is classified by the tree it imitates, its typical range, and how convincing its disguise is.

Kingdom

Telecommunicata

Phylum

Antennophyta

Class

Arboriformes

Order

Camouflagiales

Family

Cellulariidae

Genus

Cellularis

Monopine

Cellularis pinus-falsus

The type species of the genus and by far the most common. Its tiered, perfectly regular branches give it the look of a holiday tree that has been left up all year.

  • Panels mounted in the top third, partly hidden by branch “socks”
  • Branches stop well short of the ground
  • Bark often molded in a repeating pattern
Range
Temperate zones worldwide; most common in North America and South Africa
Habitat
Highway shoulders, office parks, suburban church lots
Disguise
3/5
Registry
0 sightings
Monopalm

Cellularis palmifrons

A tall, clean-trunked species with a crown of stiff fronds that conceals the antenna array. Easily mistaken for the real thing when planted among true palms.

  • Unusually dense, symmetrical frond crown
  • Trunk taller than neighboring palms
  • Fronds do not move in wind
Range
Southwestern United States, Mediterranean, Middle East, Latin America
Habitat
Resort frontages, shopping centers, stadium car parks
Disguise
4/5
Registry
0 sightings
Monocactus

Cellularis saguaro-simulans

A regional endemic. Its antennas sit inside the main column, which makes it one of the best-disguised species, though its arms are suspiciously symmetrical.

  • Arms placed at matching heights
  • Column wider at the top than a real saguaro
  • No bird holes, ever
Range
Sonoran Desert: Arizona, southern California and northern Mexico
Habitat
Desert roadsides, golf courses, master-planned communities
Disguise
4/5
Registry
1 sighting
Monobroadleaf

Cellularis quercus-imitans

A broadleaf imitator whose rounded canopy never changes color. In autumn it is the only green tree in sight, which makes it the easiest species to identify.

  • Evergreen in every season
  • Panels visible above the canopy
  • Canopy floats on a bare pole
Range
Western Europe, eastern United States, Japan
Habitat
Parks, rural ridgelines, motorway service areas
Disguise
2/5
Registry
0 sightings
Monoeucalyptus

Cellularis eucalyptoides

A loose, airy species with sparse leaf clusters. The gaps between clusters leave its antennas exposed, so observers often spot it from far away.

  • Leaf clusters arranged in rings
  • Smooth, pale painted trunk
  • Antennas visible between clusters
Range
Australia, New Zealand, coastal California
Habitat
Bushland edges, coastal highways, school grounds
Disguise
3/5
Registry
0 sightings
Monocypress

Cellularis cupressus-fictus

The rarest and most elegant member of the genus. Its narrow flame shape hides everything inside, and specimens in Tuscany are counted among the finest disguises known.

  • Slightly too tall for its grove
  • Perfectly smooth outline
  • Shows no wind lean
Range
Italy, Portugal, Spain, Greece and the hills above Los Angeles
Habitat
Vineyards, hilltop villages, cemeteries
Disguise
5/5
Registry
0 sightings